Vine-gnettes: Ms. Birdsong

On April 21st, 2016 in Humor

“I am ready to leave. Bring me my hat”

Yes, Ms. Birdsong. Right away, Mrs. Birdsong.

“And not that hideous green one, I want the yellow one.”

Very appropriate Ms. Birdsong, for only the sun outshines you.

“Don’t be hyperbolic Jeffrey, it’s gauche.”

I’m sorry, it’s only that it’s true.

“My hat, Jeffrey.”

Here you are Ms. Birdsong.


“Thank-you, we may leave now.”