A man peers into a gilded cage holding a woman. Caption: Truth Brought Home

Universal Truths

On October 3rd, 2016 in Lists

Pots are prisons for plants.

Mason jars are suffocation chambers for bacteria.

Paper is harvested tree organs.

Coffee dirt filtered water.

Spaghetti is a starch snake.

Fenced-in suburban yards are child cages in a human zoo.

Every crows just wants you to know about Margaret Atwood’s books.

Waves are just tiny little billows on the edge of an endless water blanket.

Air mattress are big pillow erections you sleep on.