Man writing letter sick in bed with woman beside him.

Things To Say When You’re Feeling Sexy Or Just Sick

On February 29th, 2016 in Humor

Get some blankets and let’s Netflix and chill?

My stomache is doing somersaults.

I just want to get horizontal.

I can’t wait to get out of these pants

Feed me.

It is suddenly very hot in here.

It feels much better having something to suck on, yes.

We are going to need to change the sheets.

It’s like the room is spinning.

I did not even know a person could produce that much fluid.

*incomprehensible moan*