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Things I Have Shouted At Pokémon Go

On July 11th, 2016 in SHOUTING

THIS IS A REALLY GREAT WAY TO MEET MY NEIGHBORS AND BOOST SALES OF NO TRESPASSING SIGNS..

I LIVE IN AN IRL VIRIDIAN FOREST HOW HAVE I ONLY SEEN ONE CATERPIE IN 3 DAYS?

*INTENSELY ROLEPLAYS AS A TRAINER WITH A BIKE AND BACKPACK AND BASEBALL CAP*

I WILL TAKE THIS JIGGLYPUFF FOR MY POKEDEX BUT IT WILL NEVER BE ANYTHING MORE THAN AN OFF-BRAND CLEFAIRY TO ME.

MORE LIKE POKEMON SLOW…SERVERS.

GONNA SHOW THESE ELEMENTARY SCHOOLERS WHAT A REAL POKEMON MASTER LOOKS LIKE.

THESE SERVERS ARE GHASTLY.

IF ONLY THERE WERE SOME SORT OF WAY APPS COULD TRACK STEPS AND SEND NOTIFICATIONS WHILE NOT IN THE FOREGROUND. OH WELL MAYBE IN THE SCI-FI FUTURE OF TOMORROW.

I JUST GOT MICE OUT OF MY ATTIC I DO NOT NEED ANY RATTATA IN THERE NOW THANK YOU VERY MUCH.

GONNA TRAIN UP AND SHOW THOSE ELEMENTARY SCHOOLERS WHAT A REAL POKEMON MASTER LOOKS LIKE NEXT TIME FOR SURE.

I BET MICHELLE OBAMA IS SO JEALOUS THIS IS OUT PERFORMING HER “LET’S MOVE!” CAMPAIGN AT GETTING PEOPLE OUTSIDE.