Drawing of a man at an easel painting the sphinx of egypt.

Things I Have Shouted In Art Museums

On April 6th, 2016 in SHOUTING

WHAT IS ART?

HOW DO YOU EVEN MAKE STONE LOOK LIKE THAT?

HOW DARE YOU CHALLENGE ME TO THINK COMPLEXLY ABOUT MY CULTURAL PARADIGM BUT ALSO THANK YOU.

I AM ENRAGED AND INSPIRED BY THIS MASTERPIECE.

OH NO YOU ARE THOUSANDS OF YEARS OLD, AND NOW I AM THINKING ABOUT THE VASTNESS OF EXISTENCE AND BY EXTENSION THE INSIGNIFICANCE OF MY OWN

HOW DO YOU EVEN MAKE PAINT LOOK LIKE THAT?

WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU DON’T GET IT? THERE IS NOTHING TO GET. JUST SHUT THE HECK UP AND APPRECIATE THAT SOMEONE DECIDED TO SHARE A PIECE OF THEMSELVES WITH US.

FUCK YOU YOU FUCKING GORGEOUS PIECE OF SHIT.

I AM STANDING IN A BUILDING DEDICATED TO PHYSICAL MANIFESTATIONS OF PEOPLE’S THOUGHTS AND THAT IS PRETTY RAD.

I WANT TO HANG YOU ON EVERY GODDAMN WALL IN MY HOUSE AND I DIDN’T EVEN MAKE YOU; IT IS ENOUGH THAT PEOPLE KNOW I KNOW YOUR BEAUTIFUL.