House of Cards gif of Claire Underwood saying to Francis, "Let's make him suffer".

Things I Have Shouted While Watching House Of Cards

On May 17th, 2016 in SHOUTING

CLAIRE.

WHY ARE YOU TALKING TO ME, NARRATION IS A CHEAP TRICK.

CLAIRE YOU DESERVE MORE THAN A NON-PROFIT. YOU DESERVE THE WORLD ON A GOLDEN PLATTER, MINED AND CRAFTED ON THE BACKS OF SEVERAL GENERATIONS OF LABORERS.

NO, NEVERMIND: THE NARRATION IS GREAT AND IT IS  *ME* WHO IS THE CHEAP TRICK.

CLAIREEEEEEE

YOU ARE DEAD INSIDE, BUT IT IS GIVING ME ALL THE FEELINGS SO EMPATHY IS A CONSERVED QUANTITY I GUESS.

LOOK HOW INTELLIGENT AND INFORMED THE UNDERWOODS ARE, GETTING THEIR NEWS FROM A TABLET. I MUST GO OUT AND BUY TEN OF THEM.

CLA. AIRE.

NO DON’T DO IT.

YES DO IT.

I THINK THESE SOCIOPATHS HAVE A REALLY HEALTHY AND LOVING RELATIONSHIP.

CLLLLLAAAAIIIRE

YES EVERYTHING IS SPIRALING OUT OF CONTROL. FALLING APART. TOPPLING DOWN LIKE A THING ON THE TIP OF YOUR TONGUE. SAY IT. SAY THE NAME OF THE SHOW, DIRTBAG.

GOVERNING REQUIRES SO MUCH DRINKING I DON’T THINK I COULD DO IT.

FRANCIS.

I ONLY EVER WANT TO SEE BEER PONG PLAYED IN COCKTAIL GOWNS FROM NOW ON.

ENOUGH WITH THE FEELINGS HAVING. GET BACK TO SKIRTING THE EDGES OF CONSTITUTIONAL LAW.

CLAIROEIWERJLKREEEEEEEEE