Marie Curie holding a flask

Things I Have Shouted During Grad School

On March 15th, 2016 in SHOUTING

I HAVE TO PRESENT NEW DATA HOW OFTEN?

WHY DOESN’T ANYTHING WORK?

YOU KNOW I HAVE CLASSES TO STUDY FOR TOO, RIGHT?

DO NOT USE THE EQUIPMENT LIKE THAT. THIS IS WHY NOTHING WORKS AROUND HERE.

I FINALLY HAVE DATA I COULD CRY.

HOW IS THIS PLANT STILL ALIVE IN THE DESOLATION THAT IS OUR LAB?

MAYBE IF YOU DIDN’T HAVE EARBUDS IN YOU WOULD HAVE HEARD THE WHOLE LAB FLOODING.

SERIOUSLY THAT PLANT ALMOST LOOKS HAPPY.

MY ADVISOR POINTED OUT POTENTIAL FLAWS WITH MY DATA I COULD CRY.

WHAT RIGHT DO YOU HAVE TO LOOK SO SATISFIED YOU SMUG ASS PLANT?

GRAD SCHOOL is A JOB, MOM
DO NOT POINT THAT BLOW TORCH AT YOUR HAND.