Questionable Advice On Brick Laying
On June 28th, 2016 in Humor
Questionable advice on brick laying (among other things).
“So I just put my hand here and mouth… here?”
Yea, just kind of fellate it.
“How long did you say you’ve been a mason?”
Almost a whole hour.
“This is making a big mess”
Art is messy.
“No, but. I think this is just a mess. A starchy mess.”
That’s just the price of painting with potatoes.
Of painting with potatoes.
“I know for a fact that this is not how three legged races work.”
Who has more badges?
“I don’t see—”
Which one of us has more?
So, maybe I know how this works?
“But, you just bought them bulk from a craft store and stuck them on your shirt.”
Where do you think your badges come from?
“Can we at least put out the fires?”
“I don’t…I don’t think this is right.”
It looks good to me.
“Where are the pedals? And the seat? Really the whole middle bit is missing.”
Yes, how are you going to get any exercise if you’re sitting the whole time?
Yes, good. Just get together.
Yup and just touch each other’s bums.
Just go ahead and scoop up some tusch.
“What do we do with the ball?”
“THIS SEEMS WRONG AND DANGEROUS.”
It’s only dangerous if you don’t follow instructions.
“BUT I DID AND NOW I’M ON FIRE.”
Pajamas can be tricky to work at first.