World’s Most Patriotic Goose
On May 31st, 2016 in Vine
Look at the way this goose admires that flag. This goose LOVES America.
This goose was born in Canada, but has found a home here.
This goose hopes the INS grants them citizenship because it will die for this country like it is their own.
This goose does not care that it is not an Eagle or any other “traditionally American” bird you shout at it on the street.
This goose knows you are blowing hot air and is going to use it to rise above and glide along, like momma taught it as a gosling on its first migration.
This goose knows the country was built on the backs of migratory birds like itself and is damn proud to be contributing to the next chapter of a nation.
This goose is a PROUD. AMERICAN.