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Reasons I Should Never Be Given An Advice Column

On June 8th, 2016 in Lists

I know it’s a terrible strategy but sometimes I still try to solve problems by waiting to see if they just go away.

I only just learned I can pin tabs on my browser.

I only just watched Galaxy Quest for the first time last week.

This post was supposed to go up yesterday, but I typed in the wrong date because I was scheduling it after midnight and failed to take the date change into account.

I still don’t know what to do with all these goddamn avocados everyone keeps telling me to eat.

Earlier today I spent like 20 minutes editing the wrong file and wondering why nothing was changing.

My lamp switch is acting all janky, so I went out to buy a replacement switch so I could rewire it. It is sitting on my desk untouched, because I just leave the lamp on and keep unplugging and plugging it back in instead.

I will search through hundreds of folders and thousands of files, just to copy a line I already wrote instead of just rewriting it.

If we are ever sharing gummies I will pick out all the red ones and eat them before anyone else gets a chance.

I once got all the way to trying to put the key into the ignition before I realized I had gotten into a complete stranger’s car.