How To Go Vegan
On August 10th, 2016 in Lists
- Frown intently and with a dissatisfaction from deep inside your heart.
- Place the top of your hand on your forehead
- Dramatically gasp at every piece of meat you see.
- Float around and delicately slap the dairy products from all your friend’s hands.
- If they protest stare nonplussed until they see the truth in your calm unblinking eyes.
- Eat several almonds.
- Congrats you’re a vegan. Enjoy your immortality and 100% justified smugness over the objective superiority of your morals.