Old man looking at ink spilled all over his writing. Underneath are the German words "Ende gut, alles gut" or "Alls well that ends well".

Honest Job Application Answers

On March 28th, 2016 in Humor

Personal Information

Name:

See resume.

Address:

See resume.

City:

See resume.

State/Province:

Seriously, see resume.

ZipCode:

Why did you even make me go through the trouble of making a nicely formatted resume.

Email:

See resume.

Primary Phone:

If I was just going to have to retype it all again here?

Education

High School Name:

See resume.

Address:

See resume.

Major:

See resume.

Degree:

Maybe this is a test?

College Name:

See resume.

Address:

Practice?

Major:

See resume.

Degree:

For the mindless office work to come if I get this job?

Additional Degrees/Certifications:

See resume.

Awarded By:

See resume.

Employment History

Are you currently employed?

Section 3 of HOW MANY?

Company Name 1:

See resume.

Phone:

See resume.

Address:

See resume.

Supervisor:

Seriously, it is the year of our lord twenty sixteen.

Position Title:

See resume.

Position Summary:

You cannot tell me

Start Date:

See resume.

End Date:

it is because you cannot pull text

Reason for Leaving:

See resume.

Company Name 2:

from the resume file I uploaded when

Phone:

See resume.

Address:

I started this application.

Supervisor:

See resume.

Position Title:

I HAVE SEEN PEOPLE DO IT.

Position Summary:

See resume.

Start Date:

See resume.

End Date:

SEE RESUME.

Reason for Leaving:

SEE RESUME.

Company Name 3:

SEE RESUME.