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Friday Roundup: Sweet Tooth Gone Sour

On September 16th, 2016 in Quibbles

Hey, y’all. I can’t believe it’s Friday. But, if there’s one thing college prepared me for it’s pretending I did the assigned reading.

And I’m not the only one faking it until I make it: the sugar industry has been funding research to hide it’s link to heart disease for decades.

If you’re shocked and confused it’s probably not as much as all the straight men begging for pity on network television.

An infinity possibility of timelines where we could have had a less violent matriarchy and we got stuck in the one applauding mediocrity.

Like, just take a moment and imagine a world where we didn’t:

Unjustly round up blacks and jail them for decades.

Persecute LGBT people

Consider second class citizenship “acceptance”.

What a world, I hope the next round of intelligence get’s it right.

Maybe I just expect too much.

Nah, I don’t think it’s too much to ask that you claim you’re stealing for the poor when you’re really stealing for yourself.

Well at least Monsanto technically isn’t America’s problem anymore, so we have that going for us.

Happy weekend. I’m going to go enjoy all the land I have from living in the suburbs.