On March 11th, 2016 in Quibbles
I am writing with my window open, it is almost 80 degrees and it is WONDERFUL. All is right with the world, we will never feel pain or sadness again, and it makes me feel like this might actually have been a good week, but, of course, it still managed to fall short.
This week occurs in the year of our Lord twenty sixteen and yet our more competent representatives still find themselves fighting LGBT discrimination laws in Missouri.
While I hope those Missouri Democrats never stop talking, I cannot say the same for men. Guys: if you need to talk about your feelings write a journal or start a blog like the rest of us.
I have bad news 4 u
ur gender got sullied before wikipedia existed pic.twitter.com/w8kwcyDgzz
— sarah jeong (@sarahjeong) March 10, 2016
Somewhere between the mounds of emotional work being put on her by terrible colleagues, however, scientist Vivienne Ming managed to calculate the cost of not being a straight white man.
Good news though: Millennials are the most well off generation ever!
Oh wait, no: millennials should be the most well-off, but we’re not. In fact, we’re the worst off ever. Guess that was bad news too, sorry.
Now for some hot takes from this week: