Albert Einstein

Internet Proverbs

On August 29th, 2016 in Humor

“If a browser cluttered with open tabs is a sign of a cluttered mind, of what, then, is an empty browser a sign?”
– Albert Einstein

“Some people come into your mentions as followers. Some come in your mentions as griefers.”
– Mother Theresa

“Life is what happens to you while you are busy answering emails.”
– John Lennon

“If you know the characters and know yourself, you need not fear the results of a hundred BuzzFeed quizzes.”
– Sun Tzu

“Do not pray for a good internet connection, pray for the strength to endure a bad one.”
– Bruce Lee

“You miss 100% of the shows you don’t stream.”
– Wayne Gretzky

“Download or download not, there is no free trial.”
– Yoda

“Life is 10% what happens to me and 90% how I blog about it.”
– Charles Swindoll

“Social media is everything. What you post you become.”
– Buddha

“An unfiltered ‘gram is not worth posting.”
– Socrates

“The two most important days in your life are the day you’re born and the day the day your fave retweets you.”
– Mark Twain

“No man ever joinsthe same live stream twice.”
– Heraclitus

“Every post has beauty, but not everyone will hit like on it.”
– Confucius

“If the wifi will not serve, take to the wired connection.”
– Latin Proverb

“Tumblring after all, is a form of planning.”
– Gloria Steinem

“Either vlog something worth watching or do something worth going viral.”
– Benjamin Franklin