Sorry, I’d help you cross the street but the Boy Scouts don’t like boys who like boys so you’re on your own.
I am 100% convinced, beyond a shadow of a doubt, that President Garrett Walker is gay. Not a single thing you say will convince me otherwise.
Princess Zelda, is 100%, without a doubt, a total and complete lesbian, even though the canon won’t admit it. She will also make out with the milk maids when no one is looking. These are things of which I have no doubt.
Anub’arak is one hundred percent, without a doubt, gay, even though the canon won’t admit it. There is nothing casting a single fraction of a shadow of a doubt in my mind. I know it in my heart to be true. I feel it in my bones.
Thomas Jefferson is a total fuckboi.
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