A Moveable Fancy Feast
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Experiencing art the best way I know how: making dumb jokes on snapchat (@danielpwardsc).
The time someone a few rows up on the bus was arguing about organic labeling and I both wanted and didn’t want to be there.
The way too early morning before a trip when I simultaneously burrow into my bed and spring out of it.
Name: See resume.
Address: See resume.
A bird in the hand is probably a disease vector.
A penny saved is not going to make a difference to your massive student debt.
“Okay the butter’s on fire, like you said to do. What’s this telling us?”
“Yes, what are we learning from this?”
Go play Runescape.
Go play MathBlaster.
What a lovely line Dorothy, I am sure Ms. Clyde in the music department is going to love it. But of course birds can’t fly over the rainbow, anyone know why?
Get some blankets and let’s Netflix and chill?
My stomache is doing somersaults.
I just want to get horizontal.
Do you remember the 90s?
Someone, please. What happened in the 90s? Why doesn’t anyone remember the 90s?
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