A Lalafel from Final Fantasy dressed like Super Mario.

Blind Game Reviews

On June 14th, 2016 in Humor

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Some thoughts on games I have definitely played.

Final Fantasy: such a shame there are no more fantasies or imagination and the in-game book industry is going to collapse

Mass Effect was a trip. Quite the reveal when they showed it affects gravity. But, when we found out it affects TIME? Blew my mind.

Yea, no a FFXIV A Realm Reborn was great. I was a little unsure at first, but it was surprisingly believable the way they wrote an entire kingdom unanimously deciding to become born again Christians.

Stardew Valley was great. I thought stars would be too big for valleys and too hot to have dew, but there they were. Glistening between the hills.

I am also over watches. So glad Blizzard finally said what we were all thinking.

Pokemon was a very interesting indie game. Bit racist, but, once I got over that I enjoyed poking rastafarians a rather lot.