Hey y’all, *gestures broadly* welcome to America: land of the free market and home of the craven CEOs.
Hey y’all, everything is such a mess that even hamster society is falling apart.
Hey y’all. Winter’s a little more bearable these days due to climate change, but the sunset of civilization still comes way too early for my taste.
The moments of 2016 we’ll look back on with great fondness for years to come.
Hey y’all. What’s the difference between Silicon Valley and Washington D.C.?
Small government is good government! But not too small! Just small enough that it can provide important social services without being hamstrung!
Les is a very sad girl. She is also the main character, so you can see how sad she is on the poster. In fact she is so sad you might say she is MISERABLE.
Hey y’all, how you doing this week? Good? Yea, this week hasn’t been the worst which feels like a sort of victory these days.
You have a tenuous grasp of object permanence and aren’t convinced that when someone changes the color of their shield they are still the same person.
People rarely see Taylor Doosey these days. In person anyway, his face was all over the town. A little Doosey even scowls at you from the only parking meter he installed on the main street.
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